Fitness isn't fare

You know how right after you've eaten too much or within a  twenty four hour period you have successfully polished off a pan of Rice Krispie treats? you not only feel bloated you look bloated and your pants immediately become tight. What's not fare is that after spending one or more hours of strenuous sweat worthy exersice your body does not immediately reflect your efforts, and your clothes don't fit any better until this exersice has been consistantly repeated for weeks. Wish I could come up with a better moral to this story, but fitness just isn't fare.  

Don't Bug Me

You know how when there is a bug flying around you, you attempt to kill it by slapping it in between your hands? Quite often this is successful. But sometimes even though you know that you missed it, that bug never shows itself again.  I wonder if that near miss of slapping your hands together generated a sonic boom for such tiny ears, that the bug actually dies anyway of brain damage. Yep, that's the kind of stuff I think about.

If I could fly.

If I had the ability to fly over a car, I don't think I would swoop down in front of a moving car. I'm just saying.